you wanna know what really bothers me? when anime characters holding spears or swords get a little metal clanking sound when they move said weapon. you know, like when they move the sword up against another character to threaten them and it makes the little noise? you know the one
like, should a sword be making that noise? is there a loose screw on that thing? you might wanna get that checked out
GM: The spirit explodes, splattering the janitor and immediate area with the mysterious substance.
Me (Janitor): Worth it.
GM: The puddles of mysterious substance throughout the store spontaneously combusts.
Me: I would like to retract my earlier statement.
You need Discworld in your life.
You may not know you need Discworld in your life but you need it nonetheless.
Me: Roll over.
GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.
GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.
GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.
Me: Holy shit.
15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance